Danger: virulent new strain of technolust found in Apple
Posted in: Miscellaneous at 02/07/2007 09:00
A new spectre is haunting the planet - technolust. Psychiatrists define it as the self-indulgent craving for attractive gadgets offering at best only marginal improvements over older devices but inducing fleeting, orgasmic, smug superiority in their possessors.
Technolust was thought to afflict only a small minority of the population - generally investment bankers with more money than sense and pony-tailed geeks with neither. But developments in the US have led scientists to fear that the condition is reaching epidemic proportions and affecting people regarded as immune to infection.